"EVIL DREAMS!"Yikes.
When it comes to giant monster movies, it can be tricky to strike the right balance between the humans and the beasties. Obviously the monsters are what put the asses in the seats, but you've got to have some interesting characters with whom the audience can identify to help drive your story forward. That being said, if you spend too much time on the people then you run the risk that the audience will get bored waiting for your monster to show up again.
Q: The Winged Serpent (what a title!) runs somewhat afoul of this conundrum, relegating its giant demon lizard to the margins of its story and turning it into a largely unseen menace. We get almost halfway through the film before we get a good full body shot of of the titular creature; he's so hidden that most of the characters don't even believe Q really exists. (Note: the longer the characters spend disbelieving the film's premise, the sleepier I get.) Q spends most of his scenes making isolated attack runs on random, roof-dwelling New Yorkers and it's really not until the last 15 minutes or so that anyone really tries to go toe-to-toe with the dragon. It's a shame because Q (short for the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl) is actually rendered with some pretty groovy stop-motion. It's always good to leave your audience wanting more, but I actually felt short-changed.
Fortunately the human element is incredibly entertaining in the most batshit insane way possible. David Carradine and Richard Roundtree (Shaft!) are two NYC cops investigating a series of mysterious deaths, including some pretty freaky corpses (one guy gets flayed alive) that show signs of ritual killing. But that pales in comparison to Michael Moriarty as Quinn, an increasingly unhinged small time crook who inadvertently discovers Q's nest atop the Chrysler Building. As Quinn evades the gangsters that he double crossed after robbing Neil's Diamonds (womp womp) and tries to use his knowledge of Q's hiding spot to extort fame and fortune from the city, Moriarty's performance just gets more and more bonkers, like a young Christopher Walken on bath salts. It's tremendously entertaining to watch, the kind of performance that we rarely see these days.
Overall Q: The Winged Serpent was a bit of a mixed bag - too light on monster mayhem but still a goofy bit of fun. This is the kind of movie that begs to be seen in a crowded theater, preferably around midnight and with copious beers close at hand.
Tweets ahoy!
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Title: Q: The Winged Serpent
Director: Larry Cohen
Starring: Michael Moriarty, David Carradine, Richard Roundtree, Candy Clark
Year Of Release: 1982
Viewing Method: Netflix DVD
Alright, just got home from a summer camp reunion. Time for Giant Monster Movie Live-Tweet Part 3 - Q: THE WINGED SERPENT!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
I'm really excited about Michael Moriarty in this movie, but also FUCKING SHAFT!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Man I can't wait to hear the immortal classic "Lets Fall Apart Apart Together Tonight."
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Methinks this window washer is doomed.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Decapitation! Strong start!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
"Maybe his head just got loose and came off." How are they gonna top that kind of writing five minutes in?
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
At least this pervert has classy taste in Peeping Tom telescopes. At least there's that.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Okay, blood mysteriously dripping from the sky all over NY is pretty damn creepy
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Holy shit can I just watch Michael Moriarty play the piano and sing scat for the next hour? Cuz I'd be alright with that.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Man, this movie is all about spinning the camera in place. I'm gonna get dizzy soon. Note to self: never watch this movie while drunk.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Holy shit, this security guard is the not-Timothy Busfield goon from SNEAKERS! But his hair is amazing.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Hey Michael Moriarty, you thinking what I'm thinking? Dragon omelette!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
David Carradine, you can't just make shit up off the top of your head and then say, "That much is obvious." Uhhh...no it ain't
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
"I wanna cry, I haven't cried since I was a kid, but I'm supposed to be a man!". Holy shit Moriarty you're amazing.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
"EEEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL DREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSS!!!!!!!!"
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Totally want one of those green feathered costume. Best. Halloween. Ever.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
What the shit is going on in this movie?!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
What a weird foot chase. I'm pretty sure they were running in opposite directions and then the thugs caught him by accident.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Oh man, I think that this young Dennis Farina look-a-like and the fat asshole cop from Ace Ventura are about to get ate.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Oh wow the bone crunching! Sounds like he's eating a whole bag of potato chips...
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
After keeping Q mostly hidden, it's an odd choice to suddenly give us a full reveal of him grabbing a random asshole in a pool
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
"New York is famous for good eating!"
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Sometimes it sounds like Moriarty is doing some kind of coked out Christopher Walken impression.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
I've never seen so many menacing shots of rooftops in one movie.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Man, David Carradine is a terrible sketch artist.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Jeebus, Moriarty is a master negotiator. "I want a Nixon like pardon."
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Alright, we got about 20 minutes left in this thing and there's been not nearly enough stop-motion demon bird in this movie.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
"Fry up about 500 lbs of bacon." ZING!!!!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Before we go bust this guy, let's pause for a history lesson on the Statue Of Liberty.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
I don't know what's more ridiculous, that cop's mime makeup or the fact that he's wearing an AMADEUS t-shirt.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Awwwww bye bye Shaft.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
The cop drinking the can of beef while shooting the demon bird is pretty perfect.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Man, I love all the claymation people getting tossed off the building with super long, floppy limbs.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Oh shit, the ritual priest is Shelly Desai? I used to work for his agent! HILARIOUS. I love when that shit happens.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
"I hope you've had your tetanus shot." That line almost made sense. Almost.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
And close with the shot of one last egg to set up the sequel OF COURSE.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) July 13, 2013
Footnote: This was the last giant monster screening I was able to fit in before Pacific Rim, but I did get a chance to revisit both Godzilla: Final Wars and the South Korean film The Host, both of which were just as awesome as I remember. I highly recommend both movies if you have the time and opportunity. Cloverfield was okay too.
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Title: Q: The Winged Serpent
Director: Larry Cohen
Starring: Michael Moriarty, David Carradine, Richard Roundtree, Candy Clark
Year Of Release: 1982
Viewing Method: Netflix DVD
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