"Think Mandingo!"I woke up early Saturday morning to bring my car into the shop for some long delayed repairs. The dealership is just far enough away that there's no easy way for me to go home while the work was being done, so I packed up my laptop and prepared for a morning screening. I settled on Caddyshack II, which I attempted to watch on a plane a few weeks earlier only to be stymied by my outdated iPad. As previously mentioned, I came to Caddyshack very late in life. But when I did finally see it, the movie totally blew me away. That said, I knew enough to avoid the sequel, solely on the basis that the only returning cast member was Chevy Chase and even he was barely in it. But I had no idea just how awful it could really be.
Holy shit guys...
Caddyshack is one of those great late seventies/early eighties comedies full of incidental nudity and casual racism that is so indicative of that era and so hard to pull off today. It's smart and edgy and, most importantly, fucking hilarious. Caddyshack II is the opposite of all those things. The first movie has a classic snobs-vs-slobs angle, pitting hardscrabble working class caddies against the wealthy blue-blood golfers at a crudely named country club. The sequel seems determined to carry that torch, but without the burden of actual poor people. Or caddies. Or golfers. Instead, the majority of the film's running time is focused on two millionaires trying to one up each other. It's not so much rich vs. poor and as much as it's old money vs. new money. And while Rodney Dangerfield was plenty of fun the first time around, he worked primarily because he was used in moderation. Somehow Jackie Mason ended up as the hero of this movie, and while he actually gives a pretty charming performance, the wild shift in tone from the first movie to the second is just too much to overlook.
Seriously, it feels like this movie was conceived from a small child's naive impressions of the original. It doesn't help that when Jackie Mason buys Bushwood, he essentially turns it into the world's largest miniature golf course, complete with Bugs Bunny cutouts on the fairway.
Also, the gopher talks now. And he sounds exactly like Slimer from Ghostbusters.
I wish I were joking.
This is one movie that I'm glad I didn't stumble upon when I was a kid. Chances are I would've ended up with much fonder memories than the film actually deserves.
At least I got my car fixed.
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Brought my car into the shop, got time to kill. That means CADDYSHACK II live-tweet!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Holy shit the gopher is kind of talking. This does not bode well...
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
On the bright side, Jonathan Silverman and a BITCHIN' 80's soundtrack!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
I also appreciate that they seem to have blatantly swapped out one Ghostbuster for another
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Is that Ros from Night Court as a construction worker? Also, why is Jackie Mason dressed as The Joker?
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Jackie Mason, that's the worst looking hat I've ever seen. I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that hat. It looks good on you though...
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Everyone's obsession with ethnic background is so odd. Did people in the 80's really give a crap about who's Italian?
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
I am officially in love with all of Jackie Mason's trick clubs. Especially the 12 gauge.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
There is a distinct lack of actual caddies in this movie. I guess Allan Arkush thought the hero of the first one was Rodney Dangerfield.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Why do all the animals in this movie almost/sorta talk? There's also a lot of animal burping and farting. Is this movie for 7 year olds?
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Where's The Single Guy? MORE SILVERMAN!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Dyan Cannon appears to be missing approximately 1/3 of her dress. She's seriously wearing a long skirt and a spangly bra. Yikes.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Just realized that the voice of the gopher is also the voice of Slimer. Was Ramis trying to throw a friend some work? It's creeping me out
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
"Think Mandingo!" That might be my favorite line so far, mostly because he's so fucking cheerful about it.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
The dubbed over crowd dialogue is simply amazing. It's all so incredibly distinct, there's almost no overlap. Who needs subtlety?
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
"That old lady can't carry lumber for shit!" In contention for my new favorite line of the movie.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
This movie has no caddies and no golf. I feel misled.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
I DON'T CARE ABOUT JACKIE MASON'S CONSTRUCTION COMPANY! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
It feels like Chevy Chase wandered in from a much funnier movie. Oh right. CADDYSHACK.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Alright, Jacky's Wacky Golf is like a living cartoon. I'm sad that this is the only golf since the opening scene.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
I'm all for snobs vs slobs, but it should be within some kind of context. Like, I dunno, perhaps a golf tournament?
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
This whole movie boils down to "Rich people suck!" I mean, they do, but who cares? Also, EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE IS RICH
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Holy shit Dan Aykroyd, what is this voice you're doing?I t's like a deranged surfer or something.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
This is growing intolerable.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
I feel like half of Jackie Mason's dialogue is just repeating back the last thing someone said to him.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Dan Aykroyd is like Carl Spackler on acid. And that's saying something.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Chevy Chase's voice just echoed through an imaginary microphone. Seriously.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Chevy: "I'd love to stay, but you're paying me by the scene and you can't afford to keep me around through the finale."
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
I've never seen such a stunning example of taking all the wrong lessons from one movie and amplifying them in the sequel.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
I'm getting the feeling that this exploding ball thing is gonna lead to the exact same ending as the last one...
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Oh, I see, it's gonna be the exact opposite. The explosion will knock his ball away. Booooooo
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Even better, cartoon explosion hair!
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Oh gopher...you're so wacky.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Now Ty Webb is some kind of man-whore? It's like they just remembered that they've got two SNL cast members and forgot to put them in a scene together.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
Man, that was ROUGH. Who thought this was a good idea? I'm just...shell shocked.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
On the bright side, my car is ready.
— Daley Screening (@DaleyScreening) June 1, 2013
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Run away.
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Title: Caddyshack II
Director: Allan Arkush
Starring: Jackie Mason, Robert Stack, Dyan Cannon, Jonathan Silverman, Jessica Lundy, Randy Quaid, Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase
Year Of Release: 1988
Viewing Method: Netflix DVD (at the car dealership)
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