January 25, 2014

NINJA II: SHADOW OF A TEAR Kicks All The Asses

"The man who seeks revenge should dig two graves.""They're gonna need a lot more than that."
Because sometimes you come home late at night from drinks with old coworkers and all you want to do is watch a long string of kickass fight scenes masquerading as a real movie in which a white guy ninja with the martial arts prowess of a young Jean-Claude Van Damme and the wooden personality of old man Chuck Norris needlessly decapitates a cobra in the middle of the Burmese jungle.

Seriously, just watch this clip.


That happens like 20 minutes into the movie and it gets oh so much better from there.  That should be all you need to know.

If that clip doesn't sell you, then I'm sorry.  There's nothing I can do for you.


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Title: Ninja II: Shadow Of A Tear
Director: Isaac Florentine
Starring: Scott Adkins, Kane Kosugi, Mika Hijii, Shun Sugata, Vithaya Pansringarm, Mukesh Bhatt
Year Of Release: 2013
Viewing Method: Netflix Instant